On Languages

I think German is a good language in which to express alarm. Russian is good for expressing irony. French is a good language in which to express business. Italian is good for conveying sadness. Spanish is an ideal language in which to express joviality. Latin is a good language for expressing prayer. Finally, English is a good language in which to express everything else!

On Swearing

It is probably all right for men to swear, but it is certainly not very becoming for women to do so. Boys should not swear either; it only makes them seem silly. An especially important point is that a gentleman should never swear in the presence of or, God forbid, at a lady. A guy who does this should be punished by an extremely frosty look. Languages determine our means of communication with others, but manners determine the communication's form. Every person should have a good grasp of both.

On Psychology

If you think you may have a serious mental disorder, you should visit a psychiatrist. If you have problems in your life, talk about them to a priest or trusted mentor or advisor. Psychologists are useless. Their supposed information is based on mere theory and conjecture.

On Sleep

There is no need to sleep in unless one is sick or has stayed up late. There is no need to stay up late unless one has no other choice. Oftentimes, one has another choice: get to bed early! :&)