Here's an online conversation I had earlier which I found amusing:

Me: sorry, I'm waxing
Other person: waxing... a floor or a car?
Me: ha!
Me: neither
Other person: hmm.
Other person: what other things need waxing?
Other person: wooden table?
Me: lol
Me: you don't want to know
Other person: ok.

I left the name out to protect the innocent, for the person was endearingly innocent as to the truth. Be that as it may, my legs look a lot nicer now. ;&)