Well, here is what I really did today:
(all times approximate)

6:30 woke up
7:45 went outside to do yardwork
9:30 rain interrupts yardwork
--we decide to go to Fry's Electronics in Austin--
11:30 after showers, we all leave for Austin
12:30 ate lunch at Souper Salad
1:30 arrived at Fry's, shopped with relish and amazement
3:30 left Fry's, convinced dad to take us to confession
4:20 arrived at church, went to confession
4:40 picked up Taco Bell for dinner
5:00 ate dinner at home
5:30 mom and dad go out
5:45 made custard, failed at it miserably
6:00 served dessert--chocolate cake acclaimed, custard shunned
6:30 got online for a while
8:30 got offline in order to pick up kitchen, make kids get ready for bed
9:00 back online, as I still am

So that was a Saturday...