Things I don't like:
Being told "I hate you"
Ads that say "Try it free" with the implied "but first give us your credit card number"
Not being able or willing to do what I want or what I should
Braces
Feeling ugly
Not knowing what to say
Feeling like a pest

Things I do like:
Really funny jokes
People who email me
Neat and nice toenail polish
Good rockin' MP3s
New clothes

What I did today:
Got online
Had a programming lesson
Got online
Ate lunch
Got online
Ate dinner
Got online
Watched TV
Got online

*Keep your thoughts to yourself, people!*